- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ecks! why zee?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

Good luck on your finals everyone!

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

What does A duck smoke? Quack

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

The Braves win the N.L. east

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