Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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whats black? a black man

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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