- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

Dani barton from bob chuckles

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

Soccer...

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

rose are red violets should be purple

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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