- Anti Joke

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

Kendall and Nick Fredick

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

WNBA

cancer

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

Land Rovers

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.