hi corey

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womens rights

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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What's 4+7 47

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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how do you confuse a blond?

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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