Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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Is this where I type the joke?

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Wade's the father

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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connor sucks

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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black guy graduating high school

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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