- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

Hi? No!!!!!

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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