If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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