what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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24!

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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bob saget

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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ecks! why zee?

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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