Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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