- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

black chicken. kfc

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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