- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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