- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black student graduated High School

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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