- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

what are you mike bibby?

Albert your flies undone.

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