- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Irish sobriety

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

I'm going as the joker for halloween

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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