- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

why am I writing this...im bored

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Coldpaly is a good band

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