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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

hi mom

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

an emo girl walked into a white room

John lazzaro likes dick

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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