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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

A seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

A drunk guy walks into a car

John Cena

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.