- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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