- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Knock knock. Get out!!

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Your mom is so old she died

You sick fiend

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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