- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Sir, your wife is dead

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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