Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Justin beiber..

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Badabing.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Sir, your wife is dead

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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