what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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