Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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