- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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