Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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