- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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