- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jersey Shore.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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