Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Fat people

thumb_up thumb_down -24

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

I went to work today....

thumb_up thumb_down -24

a chinese man pays the full price

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

thumb_up thumb_down -24

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

what you get time to go with? - a clock

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

N-E Pats never cheated

thumb_up thumb_down -24

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -26

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops