What's red and funny? The holocaust

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

will you like this joke my sources say no

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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women's rights

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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