- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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women's rights

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Detroit has a low crime rate

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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