What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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