nothing

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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you give like i give lomain

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Anti Joke

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