What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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