What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black people.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What did the fish say after he

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Ily bae

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

White NBA players.

Anti Joke

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