"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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