- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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