Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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