What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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What did the old man say? Im old

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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You sick fiend

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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Poker face

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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