What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Knock knock.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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