what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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