- Anti Joke

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

This is a joke.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught