Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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