- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Your mother just died.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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