How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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