Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

hey hey apple

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Nero, sure you are okay?

A drunk guy walks into a car

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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