whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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call me maybe.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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