a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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Yo mama so fat.

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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