- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

An Asian with a big dick.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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