How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...