whats black? the colour

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Women's Rights

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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