How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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