- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

silver bullet?

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Women's Rights

whats black? the colour

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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