okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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