- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Yo mama so fat.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

hey hey apple

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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