Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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hi

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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penis

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KILL WHITEY

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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Anti Joke

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