what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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hi

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penis

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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A seal walks into a club.

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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