Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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