- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

You were born.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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