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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

scientology.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why didn't he finish his

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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