You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Poop

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

an emo girl walked into a white room

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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