Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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I agree

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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The Qur'an

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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