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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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