- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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