- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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