A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

Skinny people fart less.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

Heskey time.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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