- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" giggles friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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