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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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