Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

child labor

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Yo Momma So Fat!

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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