- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Ben Affleck

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

2 + 2 = 4

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

You bumder!

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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